Raquel’s a shoe-in to get you off

So a hot, hard-bodied, blond MILF walks into a shoe store (no this isn`t a joke) looking for the most-expensive shoes on the rack. She doesn`t want to walk out of the store and see her shoes on somebody else`s feet. She wants something special. Peter, the salesman, comes out to help her, and the MILF is a little bitchy at first, but before our boy Pete knows it, she`s got her feet in his crotch, and, just like that, shoes have been forgotten.

And that`s the story of 41-year-old Raquel Sultra`s return to 40SomethingMag.com. It sounds like something that might`ve happened to Al Bundy in the old TV show Married With Children...until the sex starts, of course. Poor Al never got any action.

But you never have to worry about getting your piece of the pie when Raquel`s around.

"I was married for 14 years, and I was pretty uptight," Raquel said. "I was a normal mom. I was always open to sex, but I wasn`t open to like, `Let`s do it,` and completely confident in myself. When I got divorced, I was like, `Screw it. It failed. I can`t ravage it up any worse. I`m going to be like George Costanza and do the opposite of everything I did before and see how that works out. I`m going to live my life for me because I already gave up too much for someone else, and if there`s a bunch of stuffy people who don`t like it, they don`t have to watch.`"

We want to watch.

By the way, Raquel on shoes: "All my shoes are fuck-me shoes. They`re all pumps, they`re all stilettos and I love all of them."